Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
— Virginia Woolf
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
— Ether Barrymore
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
— Benjamin Franklin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
— George Carlin
There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
— Benjamin Franklin, who appears on $100 bill
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
— Harry Truman
A true friend stabs you in the front.
— Oscar Wilde
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
— Samuel Butler
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
— Bernard Meltzer
Friendship Quotes
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
— Jerome Cummings
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
— Mark Twain
'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
— Charles Lamb
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
— Jane Austen
A friend to all is a friend to none.
— Aristotle
A true Friendship is as wise as it is tender. The parties to it yield implicitly to the guidance of their love, and know no other law nor kindness.
— Thoreau, Henry David
Acquaintance: a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
— Ambrose Bierce
Ali and I have become friends over the years. I was on a plane with him one time when he was the champion.
— Robert Goulet
A friend is a sane man who exercises not my ingenuity, but me.
— Emerson, Ralph Waldo
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.
— Oscar Wilde
As widowers proverbially marry again, so a man with the habit of friendship always finds new friends.
— George Santayana
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
— Benjamin Franklin
Be to yourself as you would to your friend.
— William Shakespeare
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
— Jane Austen
Came but for friendship, and took away love.
— Thomas Moore
Count your age with friends but not with years
— Anonymous
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